My name is Syn, and people call me the Pathetic Man who lives surrounded by screens and lines of code.
I was born into a Debian family with the GNU surname, and grew up in the open-source world that supposedly frees me, but in reality only keeps me chained to machines.
And about my girlfriend? Ah, let's just call her the Damn Woman who made me her clown. She laughed, and I was lost in the irony. Behind the chubby monitor and the dull terminal, I realized I was just a complement to someone else's story.